Throw me a bone - back!

Argh, my back is unhappy! Not good. Want to write feel a tad druggy.

My lame-ass back

has me laidback in the sack

comfort looks like food

So bring on the snax

Spinal, bone-ill,

I can't tell which

part it is

back is a bitch

my belly is jelly

abdominal's abominable

six pack my ass

my back's ass is grass

muscle kerfuffle

waffle snuffle uffagas

it even hurts

when I try to pass gas

Skoobie doobie poo

my spine is unglued

this poem sucks

I need help dude!

there goes the sun

doodoodoodoo

can't feel my bum

and I say

it's alright....

Thank you